Specious Speak of Other Species

If I were ever to have an inter-species love relationship, I’d choose a BEE (apis mellifera). It would be awesome. When we’d make love, I’d have her vomit in my mouth at the same time. I’d call it “honey love”. Sweet. Sticky. Sassy. Just like it oughtta be. Except for the whole exoskeleton and stinger thing. And horizontally-opposed mandibles. Thats just wierd. Making out would be hawt though.

What species would you choose?

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