Hooked up with the Russ Bus on LOTRO the other night, and took a photo op. I’m on the left, some random NPC is in the middle, and MGR is on the right. We had fun, with his uber-50-ness showing me around The Rift, and some other cool places in the game that I am too puny to get to.
But I noticed something as I played. MGR plays a hot female elven toon. WTF is up with that. So in a world where he can be anything, he creates himself a hot elvishRuPaul. But he/she is still hot. I find myself watching his/her ass sway when he/she runs. And I think dirty thoughts when he/she rides a horse. We need to consider counseling for both me for thinking he/she is hot, and him for wanting to be such a hot her. I wonder how many IM chat identities he has on MySpace with which to lurk?
Anyway, It’s clear that he can’t completely escape his own style, even if he does play a hot toon. I caught him in more traditional attire and behaviour seen here to the left…
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Theeere. Much better, and more fitting. And this vision allows me to well escape my odd virtual-fratriphilic fantasies for good.
Enjoy your online play, but beware the female toons. They are likely wearing a very tight corset to give you that appeal. Just don’t look too close.
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