I’m at it again! If you are here, then you need to visit my NEW FANCY SCHMANCY SITE!
Seriously, I’m all fancy with CMS now, and it would appear I have nothing better to do than to mess around with this stuff. This is the LAST POST in my Wordpress site! Update your bookmarks, and forget you ever knew “blog.badmotorfinger.com”. Now it’s just “badmotorfinger.com”, take or leave the “www”.
So, Seriously. Go there. Go there now.
This site will self-destruct.
What a week for Internet friend-making! Many of my reader might know that I operate a VoIP services company, thought I seldom post about it here, seeing this as one place to be from work contamination. But this ties in…
So one morning, I’m sipping my coffee… in my slippers… it’s another quiet morning. Let’s check email… let’s check… wait. What is this? You have 120 new messages, all from your own voicemail system. Hmm yep they sure look like valid voicemails… let’s listen to one!
“my name is **** and I DO NOT appreciate getting called at 5 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING about an ACCOUNT! now I need someone to call me back, or I am reporting this company to the F.B.I.!”
Whoa! In sum total, I listened to six of these, realizing something was amiss. Long-story short. 1) I stupidly left a “test extension” open to the public with the password ‘1234′, and some Dutch bastards found it… placing almost 800 calls on my dime, with my identity. And I’m a phone company. Makin’ friends, Ray.
Then, today, I visit my old Wiki Page , and discover PORN LINKS dumped all over it. And they had been accumulating for MONTHS.
So I spent tonite scouring my Wiki DB of porn links via quite some manual effort, and thinking very hard about why people can’t just leave stuff alone! OK so it’s a Wiki, and peeps could register and blow it up. My fault. Their door is now closed, but my faith in mankind is yet again diminished. My old wiki page is now fine, save it’s templates, but my sense of global brotherhood may never be the same.
I have obtained some recent spy-cam stills from an unnamed source. A secret transaction was made which went unnoticed by most, but for a few among the observant. Apparently some side bets were placed, and we feel compelled to publish the results.
Click the pic:
Behold our new throne. It was masterfully installed by myself, and I learned something. If you hang out in a room with an open sewer line, and someone flushes upstairs, you get some interesting “vapor discharge” from the pipe. Now clearly you want to cover this up for any length of time, but I walked on the wild side. Eventually the purple-pooping elephants in the room convinced me that I needed to get back to work. Before they left, however, they sang me this song:
Sang the Purplephants:
Your bowl is overflowing.
Our love for you is too.
We dance around your toilet bowl
And christen it for you!
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